[ Oh, that is disgusting... Subaki is having a harder time of holding his stomach in check, unwilling to add vomit to the mess on the ground. That would turn a situation from bad to excruciatingly terrible rather fast.
It seems they'll have to deal with the both birds sooner rather than later, and he bravely sweeps his hands under both the falcon and rooster, holding them a midst all the squawking and feathers being ruffled. It takes every effort to keep them locked in his grip so he can zip towards the window and drop them outside for the time being. It's the best he can do, and he's sure they won't fly away too far... they are their carriers after all. ]
That should do it for now. They can stay out there until this mess is taken care of. I won't have them undoing all of our hard work and ruining our clothes. I had spent so long coordinating everything to capture the perfect look. I won't allow a disobedient fowl mess it up.
[He doesn't even stop Subaki for putting both of those disasters outside. In fact, he sighs with relief now that they aren't in the hall itself. He really hopes this isn't the preamble to the remaining time he'll spend in Cassia, whether or not that means his whole life, but that's not a thought he's going to dwell on on his first day here.
Apollo picks up some of the cleaning supplies once more, after taking a second to calm down from the horror that was the seemingly never-ending poop machine that was their Carriers.]
Uh, right. (I guess no one ever told him "beauty is in the eye of the beholder.") Let's just hurry before we attract a crowd.
[There are people already starting to gather, even more than before. Apollo starts right into it, and with their teamwork, it's all cleaned up before they know it, much to Apollo's relief.]
[ Subaki's arms ache and burn by the time he's done, but at least, there are no more disgusting bird droppings everywhere. He's manages to spare the two of them from a lifetime of embarrassment. ]
We did well with my guidance and leadership.
[ Which is to be expected. ]
I didn't expect you to be such an avid cleaner when I first saw you, but I misjudged you. You're more hard-working than I gave you credit for.
[ He smiles sincerely as he bows towards him. ]
I am Subaki, by the way, retainer to Princess Sakura of Hoshido.
[Apollo wipes his brow, having rolled up his sleeves at this point and unfortunately managed to get a little bit of the excrement on his pants, but nothing too horrible. He knows he's going to have a hell of a time when he gets back to his room.
He also knows that this Subaki guy is totally full of himself. Which when he states he's in the service to a princess, explains everything.
Who even says retainer anymore anyway?]
...Thanks. I'm Apollo Justice, erm...defense attorney to the Wright Anything Agency.
[He's not sure if he should offer a handshake or not.]
[ That is... a thing he doesn't know. His eyebrows scrunch together, repeating the words- ]
Wright... Anything Agency? Do you mean to say you do anything there?
[ Anything anything? Because it doesn't look like he knows how to clean which is a fundamental task. Subaki's also not quite familiar with what an attorney is. Perhaps, it's a fancy way of saying he's a paladin-type warrior of sorts if his expertise is defense. ]
So you are skilled in multiple classes? Is that what you mean to say?
[ Again, he doesn't appear that way nor does he look like he'd make a good paladin. He can't even protect himself from falling excrement. ]
No, no. It's just a name that was given to the office. I also work with two other defense attorneys and a professional magician.
[He realizes, the minute it comes out of his mouth, how strange that must sound. He also realizes he has no clue what Subaki means by multiple classes.]
So, I suppose the Agency is willing to take on people with a wide array of talents.
[ ...No, he's still uncertain what a defense attorney is and if it's a paladin type class or what, but magician is at least somewhat more recognizable. ]
I see. So much like Lord Corrin's army, you collect a variety of classes and specialties, though only the brightest and strongest shine through and get chosen to accompany him in most battles.
[ He smiles, making it obvious that he's among the highest tier and one of the prince's most trusted warriors. ]
I do hope to see you on the battlefield then, so I can see your array of talents as a 'defense attorney.'
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[ Oh, that is disgusting... Subaki is having a harder time of holding his stomach in check, unwilling to add vomit to the mess on the ground. That would turn a situation from bad to excruciatingly terrible rather fast.
It seems they'll have to deal with the both birds sooner rather than later, and he bravely sweeps his hands under both the falcon and rooster, holding them a midst all the squawking and feathers being ruffled. It takes every effort to keep them locked in his grip so he can zip towards the window and drop them outside for the time being. It's the best he can do, and he's sure they won't fly away too far... they are their carriers after all. ]
That should do it for now. They can stay out there until this mess is taken care of. I won't have them undoing all of our hard work and ruining our clothes. I had spent so long coordinating everything to capture the perfect look. I won't allow a disobedient fowl mess it up.
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Apollo picks up some of the cleaning supplies once more, after taking a second to calm down from the horror that was the seemingly never-ending poop machine that was their Carriers.]
Uh, right. (I guess no one ever told him "beauty is in the eye of the beholder.") Let's just hurry before we attract a crowd.
[There are people already starting to gather, even more than before. Apollo starts right into it, and with their teamwork, it's all cleaned up before they know it, much to Apollo's relief.]
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We did well with my guidance and leadership.
[ Which is to be expected. ]
I didn't expect you to be such an avid cleaner when I first saw you, but I misjudged you. You're more hard-working than I gave you credit for.
[ He smiles sincerely as he bows towards him. ]
I am Subaki, by the way, retainer to Princess Sakura of Hoshido.
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He also knows that this Subaki guy is totally full of himself. Which when he states he's in the service to a princess, explains everything.
Who even says retainer anymore anyway?]
...Thanks. I'm Apollo Justice, erm...defense attorney to the Wright Anything Agency.
[He's not sure if he should offer a handshake or not.]
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Wright... Anything Agency? Do you mean to say you do anything there?
[ Anything anything? Because it doesn't look like he knows how to clean which is a fundamental task. Subaki's also not quite familiar with what an attorney is. Perhaps, it's a fancy way of saying he's a paladin-type warrior of sorts if his expertise is defense. ]
So you are skilled in multiple classes? Is that what you mean to say?
[ Again, he doesn't appear that way nor does he look like he'd make a good paladin. He can't even protect himself from falling excrement. ]
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[He realizes, the minute it comes out of his mouth, how strange that must sound. He also realizes he has no clue what Subaki means by multiple classes.]
So, I suppose the Agency is willing to take on people with a wide array of talents.
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I see. So much like Lord Corrin's army, you collect a variety of classes and specialties, though only the brightest and strongest shine through and get chosen to accompany him in most battles.
[ He smiles, making it obvious that he's among the highest tier and one of the prince's most trusted warriors. ]
I do hope to see you on the battlefield then, so I can see your array of talents as a 'defense attorney.'