[ From here ]

[ His eyes narrow slightly, looking offended and wondering how it's in any way feminine to want to look good and have amazing hair? That's just a boorish thought. ]

Yes, because the women will be crowding around you when you look like an unkempt slouch. How many admirers do you have courting you at the moment?

[ He makes a show of looking around to see if he can find any of these mythical admirers of his. ]